Trophy Husband Tales

5 Year Old Comes Up With New Use For Dryer Sheets

My five year old Alexa insists on having chores because she enjoys helping out, A LOT.  Who am I to object.  One of her chores is helping with the laundry.  Mainly she puts everything in the washing machine and dryer and then taking it out. 

Normally I use liquid fabric softener but since we are out I started using the dryer sheets we had left over.   Until now she thought the only use for the dryer sheets was for getting the static out of her hair.  She loves the smell as well. 

Today she was helping take the laundry out of the dryer.  This load contained my T-Shirts, socks and underwear.  For those of you wondering…. The Trophy Husband wears Boxers.    As Alexa was pulling out  a handfull, she saw the dryer sheet was stuck in the seat of my boxers.  She giggled and said “Look, now your Toots won’t smell!”

I laughed hysterically for a minute.  And then thought, “That’s Brilliant Alexa!”

Why hasn’t any one thought of that before?  Underwear made out of Fabric Softener Sheets.  I know for those of my readers who live in Carmel, Indiana or Lake Forest, IL they aren’t seeing the big picture yet because they still think their “Toots” don’t smell.   You’ll haved to get “passed” that.

Just think, you wake up in the morning and get out your fresh pair of Fabric Softener Undies, rub them in your hair to get rid of the static and then put them on to filter out any of those unexpected “Toots”.

I knew she was smart, but now I am thinking Genius.  Now all I need to think of is a catchy name.  Can anyone help me out?